Showing posts with label Robert Bonfils. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Robert Bonfils. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

"Lord of Lust" or "Lord of Constipation"?


This is a great Robert Bonfils illustration.  I love the covers he did, like this one, that depicted large groups of people.  The characters are always so colorful and expressive.  The scenes are always energetic and fun.  But what cracks me up about this one is the gal in blue, the one whose face makeup looks like an "Avatar" character.

I can't decide...is she sad and disgruntled that she isn't getting more attention from the group?  Or is she just really, really constipated?

Alright.  You be the judge.  All I can say about her at this point is...whadda face!

Monday, June 25, 2012

My crush...with eyeliner...and eyeshadow...and lacey panties...and a pretty necklace!


I don't know about you but every time one of my guy friends gets into my makeup and lingerie, I get mighty pissed off.  The behavior is so inappropriate-- I just fume! 

I mean, seriously, dude, if you're gonna try on my favorite lace panties, don't stretch 'em out, and if you're gonna borrow my make-up, for god's sake, put the lids back on!

Manners, dude. It's just common courtesy...

Cover Artist: the great Robert Bonfils (of course)

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Dude looks like a hobo...


It's been a long time since I've posted anything on this blog.  I have no grand excuses.  I've been just damn lazy.  But that's the American way, right?  That and losing chip crumbs in your belly button while watching reality tv.  But, alas, I digress.

I'd like to offer this bit of eye candy as an apology for my slothful behavior.  Why this one?  Because who doesn't love a mini-skirt?  And because apparently blonde hobos smoking out of cigarette holders get all the ladies.  Now how's that for an incongruity...take that Mitt Romney!

Friday, December 16, 2011

Jingle Balls


What better way to celebrate Christmas than a gay Santa and his equally gay elves? The Man from C.A.M.P. comes for Christmas indeed!

Santa says, "Ho, ho, ho-mosexual!"

Oh what fun it is to ride....nevermind!

*Happy Holidays from Astrid of FringePop*

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Is That a Muscle in Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?


"Love's Muscle"....we get the double entendre. Very cute. He's got muscles, and he's also got a...duh.

I like a few things specifically about this cover. One, it's painted by Robert Bonfils--need I say more? Two, it's got a really fine alliterative cover blurb. Three, two words: pink hair. And point number four, it amuses me that this was Bonfils' idea of a muscle man. He looks more like an anorexic George Hamilton that needs to eat a cheeseburger than he does a muscle man.

Oh well, here's to artistic interpretation!

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

He broke my little bottle of....Lust Potion 69!


The title has a great play on words, and the cover art by Bonfils is pretty freaky. But so is the plot!

From the back cover:

"Professor Trucheon and Dick used Dwarf and Hunchback to kidnap the girls they needed for their sadistic sexperiments....until Trucheon developed Formula 69. With it, they could 'turn on' a city of thousands, and take their pick from the orgy-mad mob of lust crazed beauties."

I don't know about you, but I think that sounds like an awful lot of work just to get laid!

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Because Green Berets Need Love Too...


These fellows look like patrons at an old-time nudie bar. And can you believe the expression on that dude's face? It's hard to say whether Bonfils was trying to convey a stupid drunk guy or a drunk stupid guy. Either way, genius.

Sunday, July 31, 2011

Spiders & Heroin Go Together Like Birds of a Feather


"Passion Pusher" is one strange sleaze pb. I had never even seen an image of this book, until recently when it was listed on eBay, and I won the copy on auction. Robert Bonfils is a damn fine cover artist with a damn fine illustration concept. I haven't read this sleazy gem but based on the back cover, I can tell you that the story concerns a prostitute that's hired by a drug dealer to hook young high school boys on junk (presumably heroin).

Bonfils could have done a literal interpretation-- a scantily clad prostitute standing in the school parking lot while smoking a cigarette and giving high school boys the come-hither look. To really set the scene, she could have been holding a hypo needle behind her back.

But Bonfils gives us something even better. A sexy spider woman in a web, ready to trap high school boys in all that sticky goodness (or badness, since they are going to get addicted to heroin, after all).

A spider woman baring her fangs, while wearing next to nothing=A sleaze cover after my own heart.

Sigh.

Monday, July 18, 2011

On Collecting, Grails, and "Hypno Sin"


Ah, collecting. It's something I'm obsessive about, but I often wonder if it isn't merely organized hoarding. Whatever the case, fuck it. I love doing it, and I'll continue to do it throughout my life.

But, how did my collecting begin?

My collecting interests have ebbed and flowed from the start. I'm sure they were inspired, in part, by having an antique dealer father. My first major collecting love was record albums, which I started picking up when I was around 16. Being a lover of classic rock, I enjoyed going to garage sales and picking up original vinyl from my favorite bands-- The Beatles, The Doors, The Rolling Stones. I had my very own turntable set up in my room, and while all my peers were listening to CD's on their boom boxes, I felt super cool listening to music on vinyl. I was such an elitist little asshole.

Around the same time, I was discovering Beat writers-- Kerouac especially struck a chord. I had a wanderlust myself, being an alienated teenager living in a small town of 370 people, and his travels helped me escape my mundane life. I wanted nothing more than to get away from that place. At the same time, I was having an existential crisis. Was it typical teen angst bullshit? I tend to think not because I was stressing out over the meaning of life, not trying to figure out how to get one over on my parents.

Anyway, getting into the Beat writers was important. It provided a distraction from the ennui. My interest in the Beats led me to an interest in Beat exploitation materials-- you know vintage paperbacks, magazines, records, etc that were aimed at cashing in on "beatniks." We're not talking about Kerouac, Burroughs, Cassady, or Ginsberg. We're talking Dobie Gillis.

That's how I got into collecting vintage paperbacks-- I got a real kick out of these exploitation items. They were over-the-top and ridiculous. They made me smile, and I really needed that.

My interests have ebbed and flowed, though. In my mid-20's, I became less interested in collecting vintage paperbacks. I had a love of them, yes, but my attentions turned to vintage sideshow memorabilia and original victorian post-mortem photography. With the exception of vinyl, there's been a theme in my collecting-- I've gravitated toward the weird or taboo.

Now my interests have flowed back to collecting paperbacks, particularly to vintage sleaze. In part, my passion has been re-ignited because I'm writing a book on the pop cultural history of a certain sub-genre of sleaze books.

I often think about collecting, and I wonder what draws others to it. I'd love to hear stories from individual collectors. What made you collect? What made you gravitate toward certain objects?

This post is also about something that my husband and I call "grails." For us, "grail" items are those elusive pieces that we are constantly trying to add to our collections. They're hard-t0-come-by, and it might take years before they finally surface on the internet. Even then, we might enter a bidding war and still lose the damn thing.

"Grail" items are strange. We lust for them, like hunter-gatherers trying to find some rare berry. But we are not like the hunter-gatherers who would then get the joy of eating the berry. Our thrill comes less in attaining the object than hunting for the object. Once we get the object, my husband and I always joke about it. If it's a paperback, we'll examine it for a while and then put it on our shelves in a protective plastic bag. He'll say, "I guess that's it. We have it now." We joke that now that we have it, "That's one less thing to worry about." We've created this quest for this item but once we get it-- now what? Granted, it is something to do...

Collectors out there-- what do you think about grails? Do you have them? How do you feel when you acquire them?

I've posted a picture on this post of a recent grail that we acquired. My husband and I have been looking for this book, Hypno-Sin, for about 10 years. We'd seen pictures of it online, but we'd never seen it listed for sale. We lusted after the book for so long, but then when we got it, it all seemed sort of silly. Don't get me wrong, it's a great cover and title, and it's great Robert Bonfils eye candy for any vintage sleaze collector. But we put it on the shelves in a baggy after examining it.

And that was that.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Monkey See, Monkey Do




As I've said, vintage paperback collectors cannot resist a good green gal cover. It's like dangling a banana in a starving monkey's face. Which brings me to my next genre-- paperback collectors cannot ever ever ever ever resist a good ape cover, ESPECIALLY an ape cavorting with a beautiful woman. I'm not sure what it is-- could it be that some collector once somewhere decided to go bananas for ape covers and everyone else followed suit? Could it be as simple as the fact that ape covers are homages to "King Kong"? I can't speak for everyone, but I can tell you that I could stare for hours at the caged primates at the zoo. The human qualities they possess fascinate me-- their movements, their self-aware expressions, the way they walk... Could it be that when we see an ape cavorting with a human it reminds us of the beast in all of us? Ah, I don't know. Maybe it's just kind of sexy.

Mistress-at-Large=Cover Art by Ed Smith
The Sin Veldt=Cover Art by Robert Bonfils
Captured=Cover Art by Gene Bilbrew (Eneg)